So set 'em up Joe, I got a little story, I think you should know...
I'm at home still. Drinking a beer. Missing my girlfriend. Being bored. Still watching X-Files reruns....And missing my girlfriend. Smoking cigarettes, and missing my girlfriend.
So anyway.......Story I promised. Quick version cause i'm not really feelin up to this, but a promise is a promise.
Monday night my buddy Fred and I went to see Ocean's Twelve at the Carmike Cinemas here in good ole Columbia. While we were in the theatre, watching a movie about theives, a great irony was being committed upon Fred's car. When we emerged from the darkened theatre, out into the chilly night air (sorry for being over dramatic, like I said, I'm drinking a beer so it kinda goes with the territory.) we approaced the car in order to make our departure. When I approached I noticed something wrong with the door handle. There was a huge piece missing from it. I looked up, and the entire passenger side window had been broken out. Upon closer inspection, his CD player had been ripped completely out of the dash board. The funny part was, they didnt touch the jewelry in the back seat, or the books on the floor infront of the passenger seat, or the cds and dvds that were in plain sight on the visor above the steering wheel. So I spent the next couple hours with Fred in the parking lot, freezing my ass off, trying to explain to the stupid cops what had happened. Anyway, that's my story and i'm sticking to it...
All I really got for now. And by the way...still miss my girlfriend...and all of you....Merry Christmas.
-Bren
So anyway.......Story I promised. Quick version cause i'm not really feelin up to this, but a promise is a promise.
Monday night my buddy Fred and I went to see Ocean's Twelve at the Carmike Cinemas here in good ole Columbia. While we were in the theatre, watching a movie about theives, a great irony was being committed upon Fred's car. When we emerged from the darkened theatre, out into the chilly night air (sorry for being over dramatic, like I said, I'm drinking a beer so it kinda goes with the territory.) we approaced the car in order to make our departure. When I approached I noticed something wrong with the door handle. There was a huge piece missing from it. I looked up, and the entire passenger side window had been broken out. Upon closer inspection, his CD player had been ripped completely out of the dash board. The funny part was, they didnt touch the jewelry in the back seat, or the books on the floor infront of the passenger seat, or the cds and dvds that were in plain sight on the visor above the steering wheel. So I spent the next couple hours with Fred in the parking lot, freezing my ass off, trying to explain to the stupid cops what had happened. Anyway, that's my story and i'm sticking to it...
All I really got for now. And by the way...still miss my girlfriend...and all of you....Merry Christmas.
-Bren
posted by Bren_Fish at 1:30 AM
2 Comments:
"Drinking a beer. Missing my girlfriend. Being bored."..."sorry for being over dramatic, like I said, I'm drinking a beer so it kinda goes with the territory." Is all this missing me being over dramatic as well? (being difficult)
I miss you too.
gosh.
thieves can be such idiots sometimes. heh.
"overly dramatic" is the only way to tell a good story. or a bad story, either way. if you really want to impress, i'd have thrown in a space alien or giant spider, or maybe a robert plant or two. but hey, to each his own, i suppose.
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